Steel Panther Balls Out

By Chris Röckson

Out Worldwide on October 31st.....Universal Records

Track Listing :

In The Future

Supersonic Sex Machine

Just Like Tiger Woods [playing]

17 Girls In A Row

If You Really Really Love Me - released as a single on November 7th

It Won't Suck Itself

Tomorrow Night

Why Can't You Trust Me

That's What Girls Are For

Gold Digging Whore

I Like Drugs

Critter

Let Me Cum In

Weenie Ride

 

The Panther are back!!! This has to be one of THE most 'complete' bands there is...they don't fuck around, well, actually, they do, a lot....but it's just such FUN!!!!

This, their second album release, captures them at probably their best, pre-cum moment. From the moment you unwrap the album, take out the contents and lie back to think of anywhere but England, the Panther have you by the balls...and they ain't letting go until you shoot all over your stereo!

Lyrically challenged, musically inept and lacking any talent??? Ha, they'd fuck you for weeks as gratitude....do they care about what the critics think? Get over y'selves pricks, these guys couldn't care a rats asshole about your inane babblings anyway, they are in this for the pussy and the fun!

Stand out tracks are the hilarious 'Just Like Tiger Woods' - playing in the background, with lines like ''lie through your teeth when things get tough, 'cos your balls are gonna end up in the rough''......and ''remember this when you're having fun, three holes are better than a hole in one''.....and the stunning 'it won't suck itself'.....Hahaha, great fun!

You won't laugh as much all year, do yourselves a favour and check the Panther out right now....they put the 'fuck' back in 'fuckin' awesome!'

Steel Panther, will be returning to UK shores for an exclusive headline London show on Tuesday 8th November 2011 at the Electric Ballroom in Camden. Tickets are priced at £17.50 plus booking fee and will go onsale on Friday 26th August at 9am. They can be bought via the website, www.livenation.co.uk.

 

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